Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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