You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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