Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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