Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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