i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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