I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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