your room smells of hookers.
And success
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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