is your mom at the bar?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
false alarm. still invincible.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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