So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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