i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We are two peas in an std pod
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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