My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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