Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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