Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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