you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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