the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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