Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
