: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??