I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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