i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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