just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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