home. puking in laundry basket.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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