Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
id be glad to
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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