Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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