don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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