Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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