So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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