i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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