Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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