My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
