i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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