Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation