what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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