pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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