He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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