I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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