Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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