Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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