Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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