Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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