My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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