what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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