Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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