Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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