Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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