so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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