I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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