Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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