Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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