And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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