just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize