chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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