Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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