Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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