That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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