And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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