I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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