Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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